Hey Kids!
It’s me! The Easter Bunny! I sure hope you’re packing your Easter spirit ’cause it’s basket hunting time and you’re going to need to dig deep! But first I, the Easter Bunny, have an apology to make. In humblest of humility I, the Easter Bunny, am truly sorry for any puzzles, posteritally speaking, that were just not challenging enough. I, the Easter Bunny, sincerely empathize and referentially experience deeply the disappointment of a puzzle too simple. Too easy. Too obvious. I, the Easter Bunny, am heavy of heart for robbing you of the satisfaction of solving a puzzle you thought you’d never get in a million years! For who am I, the Easter Bunny? To stand in the way of your quest? To stand in the way of your achievement? To stand in the way of your joy? So this year I, the Easter Bunny, have really done it and created a series of clues so brilliant! So devastatingly complicated! So demoralizing! That you should probably think about giving up right now! As in ‘right now’, you’ll never figure this out! Are you thinking about giving up? Are you thinking maybe the clues aren’t actually going to be fair, maybe I, the Easter Bunny, made a mistake and some of the puzzles aren’t possible or just too vague to ever decipher, maybe I, the Easter Bunny, think it’s funny to give you unsolvable puzzles just to see how long you’ll work on them before finally throwing your hands up in disgust in the realization that I, the Easter Bunny, am just playing you for the fool. Sure, go ahead and point your fingers. Go ahead and blame me, the Easter Bunny, for your failing! Maybe if you took some responsibility once in a while you’d already have found your basket, but no, whine, whimper, sniffle, moan! Poor you, without even a thought for me, the Easter Bunny who worked so hard to give you the bestest Easter ever! Wow, the attitude on you, not to mention the ingratitude, you can be really hurtful sometimes, you know? Maybe a little self-reflection is in order here, hmm? Or are you too good for that too? You know it all and ain’t no one telling you nothing. Is that what you’re thinking? Are you thinking all that? Well knock it off already! I told you this year’s hunt was going to be tough! You need to concentrate! For crying out loud! Stop with all the daydreaming and focus!
E.B.
P.S. Don’t forget to Zali!
P.S.S. You know what the best kind of cake in the whole world is? I, the Easter Bunny, mean the bestest of best, like, you have a taste and then your life goes in a whole different direction. The kind of cake that turns black to white, green to blue and orange to teal, you know, pastel-like! That’s right, you said it! Easter Bunny cake! Here’s the simple instructions:
